"Wind" Remake Leaves Me Cold

Cold Mountain (2003)

Starring: Jude Law, Nicole Kidman Directed by: Anthony Minghella Rating: R Genre: Drama Other

Review Academy Award winners litter the screen in Tony Minghella's Gone With Wind update. Frankly, I was just not impressed. Rene Zelwegger (fat!) staggers around the south in dirty clothes while Nicole Kidman pretends to go crazy. Pretty thin soup compared to Vivian Lee birthin' babies while Clark Gable saves President Lincoln from an assassin's bullet. Maybe it's just the times we live in, but I miss Technicolor.