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The Birdman of Alcatraz (1962)

Starring: Burt Lancaster, Karl Malden Directed by: John Frankenheimer Rating: UR Genre: Drama Other

Review Obviously the writer and director have never actually been to Alcatraz island. It's absolutely miserable - cold and windy. It's known among San Franciscans in the know as The "Rock." I'd also point out, contrary to popular opinion, that birds are filthy, filthy creatures. Have you ever actually seen a parrot's tongue? It's disgusting! Burt Lancaster is very good, though. And Karl Malden is very clever as a dick with a heart. Ornithologists may find something of interest here, but the rest of us will return to manning our backyards with our bb guns at the ready.