Sawed Off Sh*tgun

Saw (2004)

Starring: Cary Ewe, Monica Potter Directed by: James Wan Rating: R Genre: Horror Other

Review Apparently young directors don't watch the masters anymore. Mr. "Wan" (if that's your real name), please go out and get yourself a copy of "The Ghost and Mr Chicken" and study it very carefully. Though ostensibly a children's entertainment, it's just possible that you might learn from it how to construct a piece of shivery/tingly horror. In the meantime the rest of us should avoid gaping at this grisly dogbone about two men who must saw themselves in half to escape the clutches of a mustachioed lunatic. Mr. Wan, if they sawed (sew?) themselves in half, THEY WOULD BE DEAD!!! Then what do they care what the lunatic does to them?!! Sometimes you want to reach through the screen and wring the director's scrawny neck!