Gameplan For Disaster

Man Of the House (2005)

Starring: Billy Joe Thornton, Cedric The Magician Directed by: Stephen Herek Rating: PG-13 Genre: Comedy Other

Review What lugnut thought it was funny to pair up a man as supernaturally ugly as Billy Joe Thornton with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and drop them in the middle of the Super Bowl with a madman who has comandeered a blimp with a thermonuclear device on board and is aiming to take out the state of Texas during the halftime show? Congratulations Hollywood, you have managed to scale unto new heights of irresponsibility, providing every noodnik with a blimp license and a buddy with a physics degree from Saltlick State U. with his own special blueprint for World War III. Pat yourselves on the your collective rumps, you fools, while the rest of us pray this thing is confiscated by the powers that be and locked in an airtight vault a thousand miles under the Washington Monument.