 | Starring: Naomi Watts, Simon LeBon Directed by: Hirayo Miyazi Rating: R Genre: Anime Other |
| Review Director Miyazi, better known for brilliant childrens' classics like Fat Red Porker and Flitting Away, turns his attention to the dungeons & dragons genre with an animated followup to last year's Lord of the Rings, and with predictably disappointing results. Gone are the obese felines and talking hamsters, replaced by "dark things" in the corner that go boo. I think it's time we gave poor old J.R.R.R. Tolking a break and turned our heads toward happier thoughts. Better to spend the time scrubbing the ring around your tub. (NOTE: I meant that as a joke, but if you do wash your tub with an abrasive cleanser be sure to rinse the ceramic very well or you may find yourself with red welts on your bottomside - I speak with the voice of experience!) | |
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
A Ring Too Far
Ring 2: Electric Boogaloo (2005)
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The Ring 2 has NOTHING to do with Lord of the Rings. Who is this guy? I assume this is a joke site? The Ring 2 stunk, but I don't get where this is coming from.
OBVIOUSLY it's a joke site.
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